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    August 16

    史上最不靠谱伴娘

    Flora同学要结婚啦,当俺在听说了这个消息后就第一时间向组织递交了要当伴娘的申请.组织夸奖说我的要求很靠谱,比张小猫的强,因为张小猫申请要当花童,她听了以后立马儿就不想结婚了.(注:张小猫同学后来当了伴郎)
     
    终于在距离婚礼一个月左右时间的某一天,组织正式通知我当选了她婚礼的伴娘.当时俺比入选了奥运会火炬手还激动,终于可以当一次伴娘了,长这麽大还没当过呢.为了表示为党国效忠的决心,俺决定立刻开始减肥,在最后的一个月的时间里,刻苦训练,顽强拼搏,决不辜负组织对我的信任和期望,争取最终给党和人民交上一份满意的答卷.
     
    后来,婚礼结束后,俺被评为了史上最不靠谱伴娘.
    其实...其实我也没干啥,就是趁新娘化妆的一会儿工夫,俺给她拍了几张照片.只不过...只不过是手持相机以各种不可思议的姿势拍的(详情见相册).
     
    事后俺对自己这次的表现进行了认真的回顾与总结, 我觉得我在第一次当伴娘,没有任何经验的情况下就能一举摘得史上最不靠谱伴娘的桂冠决不是靠我一个人的努力所能完成的,而是与这1个月以来新娘同学对我的帮助和影响密不可分的.如果不是她成功的做到了史上最不靠谱新娘,我是决不可能取得这麽好的成绩的.在这里我要向她表示衷心的感谢! 
     
    补记新娘不靠谱事迹若干:
    1. 通知我去选礼服的时候告诉我是在黄河路渤海公寓10楼.俺和Vivian同学在黄河路上转了三圈,最后凭借自己的聪明才智判断出她说的应该是黄海公寓.
    2. 距婚礼一个星期的时间,她组织了包括伴郎,伴娘,侍卫及打杂等工作人员吃了一顿饭,说是算婚礼准备的kick off meeting, 本来以为她会跟我们布置任务,结果人老人家说今天主要先让大家互相见个面儿,认识一下. 昏倒,都是同事,以前一天在办公室见8回...
    3. 婚礼前一天,俺对整个婚礼是个啥安排还是两眼一摸黑呢.发了个短信问她到底都需要我干些啥?她回信说:"偷偷跟你说, 俺也不是老清爽的说...呵呵...当天早点儿到就好...你可以12点到,我们一起吃饭...或者吃好了就来."
    4. 当天,她是快1点才到的...
     
    意外收获:
    对'皇帝不急太监急"这句话又有了更深刻的理解.
     
    祝FLORA和JOEY白头到老,永结同红心红玫瑰

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    丽娜 郭wrote:
    严重同意"骆驼"的发言(虽然不知道骆驼是睡),
    这"无领无袖无胸"的造型,整个一很黄很暴力呀
    Oct. 11
    Apple Tianwrote:
    这个,俺能说句话么,,,,嫩怎么把人家新娘的眼袋,嘴周的纹路,皮肤上的逗逗,都给拍的那么清楚啊.是要告诉我们新娘比你大么???
    Sept. 15
    米 疯wrote:
     
    专业人士拍出了嫩的缺点,嫩拍出了新娘的不足,啧啧
    Aug. 18
    to 大哥:
    1. 您不是教导我要融入嘛
    2. 这是因为我是专业人士拍的,新娘是我拍的...
    Aug. 17
    感想两则:
    1、去了SH,连无领无袖无胸上装都敢穿了
    2、把自己拍的像上颁奖晚会,把新娘拍的像上三中全会,有喧宾夺主之嫌
    Aug. 17
    超 张wrote:
    ......
    Aug. 16
    KaiKai®wrote:
    嘿,我说大忙人啊,现在我们已经沦落到要了解你的行踪要看space啦。啥时候你也接见接见我们这些以前在一个公司一天也见不了8面的同学们啊……  :)
    Aug. 16

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